A 6-month kitchen table revolution for women who want to build legacies — not hustle empires.

This isn’t a funnel.
This isn’t a masterclass.
& it sure as hell isn’t a glorified sales pitch in disguise.

It’s a movement.
It’s the front porch light for the next era of female entrepreneurship.
And it’s free — for now.

You know what doesn’t turn you on anymore?

The women’s circles that feel like soft-core self-help.

  • The business spaces that still smell like bro-marketing in floral wrapping.

  • Being told you need to be more consistent, and “build a funnel” when what you really need is clarity, truth, and resonance.

You’re not confused — you’re just done pretending business has to look like domination with a pink filter.

Welcome to My Kitchen Table — where we unhook from empire energy and root into something more potent: women building legacies with their bare hands.

What exactly is this?

6 Monthly 45-minute, live, no-BS calls
June through December 2025.
Free. Raw. Real.
No replays unless you’re subscribed.
No pitch at the end.
Just a room full of women telling the truth about business, energy, visibility, and the long game.

This is your backstage pass into my world before the new brand, the new site, and the next evolution drops.
I’m pulling back the curtain and showing you the real conversations that shape everything else I create.

You’ll either want to stay in this orbit forever — or you’ll bounce fast.

& to be frank, I welcome both!

The table
is set

&

the topics are spicy…

June — The Nice Girl Detox

How internalized “niceness” poisons your message, your money, and your leadership.
We’ll name the invisible contracts we’ve signed (to be palatable, likable, selfless) — and start tearing them up in favor of showing up clear and unmuted.

July — Nobody Asked You to Bleed Out

Why overgiving isn’t noble — and what embodied and integral service can look like.
We’ll explore somatic clues of martyr conditioning, and what it means to serve without self-abandonment. Includes a somatic practice for re-patterning urgency + depletion.

August — Devotion Is the Real Strategy

The energetics of choosing yourself — even when it’s scary.
This session is for the woman who half-starts things, dims her voice, or delays visibility. We’ll use homeopathic archetypes and business-specific remedies to explore the fear of being too much and the medicine of devotion.

September — Stop Making a Case for Your Brilliance

Creating offers, content, and systems that don’t depend on overexplaining.
How to stop trying to “justify” your genius and start designing from wholeness. We’ll explore how internalized misogyny shows up in structure — and how to reclaim feminine forms of power and clarity.

October — Put Yourself on the Payroll

Tending to your nervous system, body, and bandwidth like a CEO.
You can’t serve women while self-neglecting. We’ll talk about real self-prioritization, not bubble baths — but boundaries, attunement, and how to operationalize care in your business rhythms.

November — Your Weird Magic Belongs Here

Making your business a full-spectrum expression of your truth.
We’ll end the year by anchoring into your voice, values, and visibility — without becoming a caricature. This is where we bring the parts you’ve been hiding into the light and let them lead.

  • If you want six-figures in six weeks, keep scrolling.

  • If you're chasing flashy formulas and high-ticket hype, this won’t land.

  • If you're looking for a spiritual bypass disguised as business advice, keep scrolling.

  • If you're hoping someone will hand you your answers — without asking better questions — this won’t feel good.

But if you know your work matters, & you’re done building it inside someone else’s ruleset — you’ll feel right at home here.

This is strategy laced with spirit.
Coaching that calls you forward — not coddles you.
& a space for women who believe in vision, but are willing to actually show up for it.

This is not
for everyone.

Come,
sit down…

This is for the woman building a business that feels like home.
Not a performance.

Not a persona.

Not a machine for constant output.

Whether you’re booking your first client or five years deep into your practice — you know your work is transformational.

Now you're craving community that honors how you do it.

  • Come as the woman behind the work.

  • Stay for the clarity, the community, and the conversations that crack you open.

  • Leave each call more rooted in your voice, your vision, and your value.

One sign-up.
Six monthly potent calls.
Zero dollars.

A quick note from Audrey

I have been a holistic practitioner for almost 10 years, and I have heard many teachers speak on how we are in the time of the return of the village wise woman.
I wholeheartedly believe this.

That’s why I created these containers, because I saw my practitioner sisters be amazing in their gifts to the world, but did not have structures in place to hold and support their dreams.

I have walked in your shoes;

  • the birthworker coming home after 72+ hours of supporting a new mother, as you start to make breakfast for your own children.

  • the “healer” who has your DM’s filled with people asking for advice, when you know that there is so much that goes into these answers.

  • the educator who has a lot of family and friends asking you if they can “pick your brain”.

  • those middle of the night racing thoughts, “if I just had it figured out like her…” and “WHAT THE FUCK AM I ACTUALLY DOING?!”

This is why I created my containers, because some of our business models don’t fit what mainstream coaching are offering.

The 1:1 clients I work with experience incredible results when they were mentored in a deep, and holistic way that honors them as the cyclical beings they are.

If we want to see wealth in the hands of wise women again,

we need to utilize wise tools with a balance of the feminine & masculine.

Want to know who am I, what is my methodology,
& the lens that I teach & live through?

  • Yes. No gimmicks. No strings.
    No "but wait, here's my upsell."

    I'm treating this like a long-term investment in the right women — the ones who know this is the pre-party for something bigger.

  • Only for women on the list.


    If you want the replays, sign up. If you want to be in the room live — even better.

    But don’t expect these to live forever in a content vault. This isn’t a podcast. It’s a room.

  • Then come when you can. These aren't sequential or dependent on each other. Each call stands on its own — but if you stick around for all six, you'll feel the arc.

  • You don’t have to be one — but know that I am.
    I live in a mother-centered reality, which means the way I speak, teach, and gather is shaped by the rhythms, demands, and wisdom of motherhood.

    So yes, you might hear my littles in the background.


    Yes, I’ll talk about business through the lens of care and capacity.


    …and this isn’t a “mommy meetup.”

    It’s grown woman business.

    If you respect matriarchal leadership — you’ll feel right at home.

  • The ones who don’t buy into performance-as-branding.

    Women who love their work but hate what “marketing” has become.

    Mothers. Witches. Strategists. Creatives. Entrepreneurs who are here for the long haul — not just the launch.

  • Yes — but please send her the registration link.


    There’s something powerful about saying yes for yourself. Clicking the link. Submitting your name. Claiming your seat.

    This isn’t just a Zoom call you stumble into because someone forwarded it.
    It’s a table you choose to sit at. That choice matters — energetically and practically.

    So yes, invite her.
    But let her cross the threshold herself.

If you’re waiting for your sign, this is it.

You don’t need another course.
You don’t need more downloads, templates, or empty pep talks.

Maybe what you’ve been looking for is a space that gets you.

& you’ve just found it.